Jewish, Catholic, and Mormon
Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.
The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team!"
The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon man replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"